Protector Patty is the current chairman of M.A.M.A (Mothers Against Monster Activity). Throughout her career she has detached hundreds of cotton fiber monsters from the sock and underwear drawers of frightened chldren. Even today’s elaborate blended microfiber monsters of reinforced polyester, Kevlar and steel belted radials are no match for Protector Patty’s M.S.D. (Monster Sensory Detection) trained eyes. When she’s not scanning under the bed or arranging the dresser drawers of your child’s rooms he loves to play with her own little one, Valiant Valerie. Valerie’s favorite game is... You guessed it, Protector Patty cake.